young disbeliever

nineteen year old from somewhere in the universe, or in other words:
awkward, bad sense of humor, aspiring novelist, wistful, groovy, gives odd metaphors, & stammers
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i-hope-he-hollas-back:

comingtoconclusions:

championcoolbreeze:

obfuscatingdeity:

the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this

because fifteen dollars and hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them; more than you deserve

^That commentary is very important.

You know why minimum wage is a big deal? Because in Ohio minimum wage went up 5 cents and some of my coworkers were crying because an extra 5 cents per hour adds up. And when you are barely scrapping by any amount extra helps.

Let me repeat, full grown adults were crying over extra pennies. If the minimum wage was $15 they might actually be able to afford the cost of living. One woman I work with has 2 jobs and her husband has a job but they still struggle to feed their kids. I had to sneak money into another coworkers purse because she wasn’t sure how she was going to get to work the rest of the week because she couldn’t afford gas. I work with some people that when they go on break it’s the only meal they get during the day because we get our food half off and they can’t afford anything else.

It’s easy to say minimum wage employees don’t deserve more when you talk about “them” as a group. But when you put faces on them and know what some of them are going through, you know how cruel statements like “Why not raise the minimum wage to a hundred thousand dollars?” really are.

And don’t you dare tell me to get a better job. I have never had another job. No other places would hire me because I didn’t have enough work experience. They didn’t care about my lack of work experience or that I was in college. They work around my schedule any time I need them to. No other place would hire me except for places that pay minimum wage. People get trapped in minimum wage jobs and then society looks down on them for asking for a little bit more.

If you don’t think I’m worth paying a living wage, just remember that the next time you go to a fast food restaurant. Remember that when a cashier takes your order, no matter how crazy you requests, and gives you your food. Remember that when you see other customers yell at them because “I asked for no pickles!” Remember that you don’t thing they are worth a living wage.

the people in charge of my country are fucking disgusting, they are the people who don’t deserve the money they get and they have the audacity to say people working minimum wage don’t deserve anymore FUCK THEM IM TIRED OF IT

(via honoryourforefathers)

anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

(via honoryourforefathers)

amerewilson:

Some folks might remember that I got my favorite part of Middle Earth tattooed on my head a while ago, but now there’s more! The whole side has been done that stretches all the way to Erebor, and I’m not even done yet. 

(Many continuous thanks to Ed Dempsey in Woodstock, Ny)

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bloodsylph:

katodown:

did-you-kno:

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I sleep on my stomach and I swear I have woken up really confused and terrified more than twice because I had dreamt that I banged a kaiju from Pacific Rim

i sleep on my tummy all the time and last night i dreamed that i worshipped an empty soda can was in love with a fifteen year old and had a sexual relationship with a textbook so 

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cats-weed-sleep:

catsbeaversandducks:

His name is Pancake and he’s a blue tabby munchkin cat with big round eyes and short McNugget-shaped fat paws. Follow Pancake's photo adventures as he dives into paper bags and baskets, attack the hairdryer and curtains plus endure the whims of the his Human because she is going to make him wear more costumes.

Photos/caption by ©Pancake

Why even bother with Photoshop he’s obviously a very tolerant kitty!

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nexusphantasm:

nishthedish:

rumoko:

In Japan families can summon their house ghost to kill pests for them.

Why waste money calling the exterminator when you can just call on your pet yuki-onna? You see how she slipped out of that cabinet? I haven’t even seen cats that fucking ready to catch mice!

Thanks japan

(via fuckingjojos)

humorous-blog:

sarias-song:

humanity has become too strong we are evolving

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whatslifewithoutfandoms:

heatmor:

niggawitdreadz:

death-by-lulz:

knowledgethroughscience:

Mount Etna blows a smoke ring during volcanic eruptions.

blaze it

the devil hittin that bong hard

Bilbo’s stepping up his game

(via secondratehandjob)

battledad:

ssbfor3dsandwiiu:

Today marks the 15th anniversary of the Japanese release of the first Super Smash Bros., for the Nintendo 64 back in 1999!

Time sure goes by fast…

I owe a ton of my childhood and friendships to this game. So good to see that there’s been new installments so younger generations can hang out in basements and have fun like I got to.

(via liamdryden)

brbbl00dbending:

One of the few times where Iroh is blunt as hell…

(via im-taking-onus)

d0cpr0fess0r:

“Okay your job is to keep the pandas in their pen.”

“And I get paid to do this.”

“Yes.”

Splendid.”

(via wow-but-fuckyou)